If you call him, he says your needy and clingy. if he calls you, he says you should be grateful. if you don't love him, he’ll try to win you. if you love him, he’ll leave you. if you don’t fuck him, he’ll say you don’t love him. if you do, he’ll say your easy. if you tell him your problems, he’ll say you irritating. if you don’t, he’ll say you don’t trust him. if you lecture him, he’ll say your annoying. if he lectures you, it’s because he cares for you. if you drink, you’re bad. if he drinks, he’s just hanging out. if you hurt him, you’re a bitch again. if he hurts you, it’s because you’re so hard to understand. if you break a promise, you can’t be trusted. if he breaks it, he had to. if you cheat, you expect it to be over. if he cheats, he expects to be given another chance.